Me: {frantically searching for nail clippers} "Ugh! Where are my nail clippers??!!"
Me to the Big One: "Have you seen my nail clippers?"
Big One: "No, Are you sure you looked everywhere?"
Me: "Yes!"
two minutes later...
Me: "I found them!!"
Big One: "Good Job, Mama! I guess you didn't look everywhere..."
My work here is done.